The Main Focuses of Orchestra at MVMMS . . .
the music and instruments are just extra.
  • Throw shoes at the ceiling - High school bass
  • Duct tape people in the practice rooms - Lena and Michaela
  • Fall off file cabinets and chairs - Lena
  • Scream at the top of your lungs like a girl when you get locked in the cello room - Eli
  • Run in circles around chairs - Eli
  • Throw paper at your sister - Eli
  • Throw pencils at the ceiling - High school bass
  • Attempt jumping from the top of the stairs to the bottom of the stairs - all the boys
  • Pretend you're Harry Potter - High school bass and Jerry
  • Yell "Fountain!" at the concert on Tour Day - High school bass
  • Stick bows in the ceiling - Lena and Lizz
  • Swordfight with those long metal rods that come out of the file cabinets - Lizz, Brian, Lena, Will, Jerry
  • Yell "GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!" at the end of Land of Liberty - Brian
  • Play leapfrog with the chairs - Alex M.
  • Throw agenda books out the window - Nick C.
  • Try to lock the practice room doors with a piece of a fake Christmas tree, a triangle, Song of Brotherhood, duct tape, scotch tape, a wrench, and numerous other things - Lena and Michaela
  • Dance on the conductor stand - Jerry
  • Conduct your friends - Lena and Emily
  • Write notes that say "I know who has a crush on you" to people who are too dense to notice them, even when the note is paper clipped to their music - Alex M.
  • Pretend your violin is a gun filled with Listerine - Dino
  • Write "Lena &hearts..." on the chalkboard, stands, and windows - Alex M.
  • Drop chalk in cellos and bass cases - Alex M.
  • Skateboard on the chair holders - Alex M.
  • Stand skate - Alex M.
  • Beg to wear pirate outfits during the concert - 8th grade orchestra
  • Sing rap music - Jerry
  • Claim to be "Captain Jack Eagle (Turtle Mouse Thingamabob)", choose people for your "crew", have someone make a website for that crew, but never tell the people in the "crew" that they are in it - Jerry
  • Yell "That's a funny hat!" at some kid outside - Matt M.
  • Throw goop from science out the windows at people - Matt M.
  • Attach ninja stars to the basses - Brian
  • Wear a santa hat on Valentine's Day - Jerry
  • Spend half of your French class trying to get a fruit loop out of a violin - Amanda
  • Throw tiles out the window while yelling "Happy Birthday Mrs. Mancini!!!" - Nick C.
  • Drop your history book off the stairs - Lena
  • Hide the history book someone just dropped off the stairs on the floor around the corner - Nick K.
  • Start the whole orchestra playing Pirates of the Carribean with no conductor when Mrs. Weeks is answering the phone - 8th grade orchestra
  • Try to set your friend up with the person they like - Melissa and Alex M.
  • Sharpen a bee in the pencil sharpener - Alex M., Michelle S., and Michelle C.
  • Put a Cheez-it in a bass - High school bass
  • Flush music down the toilet - Meg and Nick C.
  • Throw change at each other - Jerry and Brian
  • Tackle people - Brian
  • Write that your bringing Playdoh on the party list - Eli
  • Start a sextet - Jocelyn, Lena, Melissa, Michaela, Brian, Alex M., Will, Jerry, Eli, and Nick K.
  • Meditate while the First Violins are working on their part - 6th Grade Cellists
  • Try to get free drinks from the drink machine - Nick K., Quincey, Matt M., Jill, and Lena
  • Almost drop a stress ball in someone's Powerade - Eli
  • Ride the merry-go-round at the zoo on Tour Day - Eli, Arthur, Nick K., and Katherine
  • Throw a pen at your brother - Arthur
  • Play music stand baseball - Alex G., Jonathan, Matt M.
  • Have chalk wars - Amanda and Troy
  • Brush someone else's hair with someone else's brush - Jerry
  • Spray people with anti-static spray - Jerry
  • Ask people to marry you - Nick K.
  • Ask someone to marry your brother and offer to pay them if they do - Nick K.
  • Hang a Bratz doll attached to a string out the window of the bus like Napoleon Dynomite - Alex M.
  • Wear eyepatches at the concert during "Pirates of the Caribbean" - Michaela, Jerry, Melissa, Lena, Will, Nick K., Eli, and Katherine H.
  • Wear a pirate hat at the concert during "Pirates of the Caribbean" - Jerry
  • Claim that llamas are really "Indians" and horses are actually "Mexicans" - Nick K/
  • Pour woodchips all over your brother - Nick K.
  • Attack each other - Will and Jerry, Nick K. and Eli

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