Lena: *watches Eli repeatedly walk up and down the stairs* "What is he doing?"
Melissa: "You're obsessed."
Lena: "I am not!"
Michaela: "You don't have a LiveJournal entry that doesn't mention him in it!"
Lena: "Yeah, you have a point there."

Lena: "So...Youth?"
Michaela: "Youth."
Lena: "Youth?"
Michaela: "Youth."

Michelle: "That girl has man hands!"
Lena: "Maybe she's a man."

Eli: *says something about the superlative pictures*
Lena: *almost faints* "uh...what?"
Eli: "Are the superlative pictures tomorrow morning?"
Lena: "umm...I don't know..."

Lena: "So...Youth?"
Michaela: "Youth."
Lena: "Youth?"
Michaela: "Youth."

Melissa: "It's so obvious! He must know!
Lena: "I don't think so."
Melissa: "Do you really think he's that dense?!"
Lena: "Yeah."
Melissa: "That's mean!"
Michelle: "Yeah, that's mean."
Melissa: "But I'd have to agree with you."

Will: *walks in with little pigtails all over his head* "Yeah, me and Eli, growin' our hair long!"
Eli: "Yeah but at least I'm not putting mine in braids, man!"

Eli: "Mr Miner, can I go to the bathroom?"
Mr. Miner: "Why do you need to go to the bathroom?"
Eli: "Why would anyone need to go to the bathroom?!"

Mrs. Weeks: (talking about Tour Day dress code) "Girls, don't wear short skirts because they won't look good."
Eli: "But the guys will think they look good!"

Eli: *Open's Nisha's drink and holds stress ball over it, about to drop it in* "Who's drink is this?"
Quincy: "I don't know."
Eli: "Oh shit." *Closes drink and runs away.*

*Fire alarm rings and people go outside*
John Bennett: "Hey Wilson!"
James Wilson: "What?"
Eli: "Your butt's on fire!"

Eli: *walks in room and holds pass out to Mrs. Weeks* "I was in New York."

Emily: "Would you care for a pretzel?"
Janet: "What are we at, a tea party?"

Dunne: "Devin, fruitcup! Annalisa, fruitcup!"

Someone: "It's legal in Holland."
Mr. Marisolo: "This is America! The best country in the world!"
Dunne: "Yeah but they have wooden shoes!"

Janet: "I AM A SLUG"

Janet: "HIPPIE DENTIST!"

Janet: "Michelle, come with me to the thing!"
Michelle: "Sorry, I can't. I already told my mom I'd meet her at the library."
Janet: "You suck!"
Michelle: sarcastically "Yes..I suck."
Janet: "Good, keep sucking!"
Michelle: "Um..."
Janet: "That came out wrong!"

Emily: "I can't sing opera at the assembly, everyone would think I'm strange."
Lizzie: "If you sang opera, the whole friggin' school would worship you!"

Eli: *falls backwards on the stairs on top of Lena*
Lizzie: "Oooh, Lena, getting close with a hot cellist!"

Lizzie: "I don't want him sticking his hand down my non-existent cleavage!"

Lizzie: "Go get high off the Bible! hahahahaha...Jesus!"

Lizzie: "I'm a lizard! I go 'squish'."

Alex: (to Eli) "HEY ELLI!!! DID'JA GET A NOTE?"
Mr. Dooner: "Quiet down ya bleep bleep!"

Alex: *raises hand* "Mrs. Weeks there's blood in my cello."
Mrs. Weeks: "What?"
Orchestra: *becomes very interested and look over trying to see*
Alex: "There's blood in my cello."
Mrs. Weeks: *looks inside cello*
Alex: "There really is."
Mrs. Weeks: "That's just a stain. It's not blood."
Alex: "Looks like blood."

Michelle: "Really, yeah-huh. I believe you..*major sarcasism*"

Michelle: "I'm a midievaler!"

Mr. Miner: "Karlin, stop it, or I will get angry, violent, and suicidal!"

Danielle: "Mr Miner, where is the paper?"
Mr. Miner: "Over there" *points to pile of paper*
Danielle: *walkes to opposite side of room* "Where is it?"
Mr. Miner: "Honestly, I think my class was switched with the Special Education class without me knowing"

Mr. Miner: *holds up Lizzie's book* "Eine buch...KINE BUCH!!!" *throws book across the classroom where it hits the wall and cracks the chalkboard*

Nick Kaynor: "Are you the person besides me who sent my brother a Valentine's Day flower?"
Lena: "Uhhh...yeah..."
Nick's friends: "OOOOOOOOOH"
Nick: "I sent him one that said 'You have sexy legs'."

Nick: *is wearing pink nailpolish*
Michelle (Alex's friend): "Nick stop acting like a girl!"
Nick: "Maybe I want to be a girl!"

Eli: "So do you want to know?"
Quincy: "What? Eyecandy?"

Quincy: *is sitting on a bass stool and rocking it back and forth*
Brian: "I really want to see you fall."
Quincy: *falls and crashes making a really loud noise so that everyone in the orchestra room looks over and starts laughing*

Quincy: "If I was a guy I'd beat you up!"
Melissa, Michaela, Lena: "Quincy! Is there something we don't know about you?"
Quincy: "What?! No! I mean if I was a guy I'd beat you up!"

Will Valiere: "I have a feeling that today's Jupiter Symphony will be the best Jupiter Symphony ever!"

Will Valiere: "It's the Waltzes from Der Valiere!" (Rosenkavalier)

Yoichi: (to celli) "It's pianissimo. You're playing blastissimo."

Yoichi: "Go have a martini. Kids don't have a martini, you're too young. Have a Coke. No, no, don't have a Coke, it's bad for you. Have orange juice. It's healthy."

Yoichi: "Who are you playing with?"
Firsts: "The clarinets."
Yoichi: "Which one?"
Firsts: "We don't care!"
Yoichi: "Did you hear that? They don't care which one of you they're playing with!"
Clarinets: "Well we don't care which one of them we're playing with!"

Yoichi: "Repeat after me: I will be back on stage in ten minutes."
Orchestra: "I will be back on stage in ten minutes."
Yoichi: "That does not give me enough time to get drunk."
Orchestra: "That does not give me enough time to get drunk."

Melissa: "It ruins the specialness!"
Mr. Dooner: "It ruined the specialness?"
Melissa: "Yeah, Mrs. Weeks gave us this high school piece since she thought we were good enough..."
Mr. Dooner: "Isn't that a good thing?"
Melissa: "Yeah but she gave it to the seventh graders and that ruins the specialness!"
Mr. Dooner: "Oh baaaaaad!!!"

Mrs. Weeks: *tries to get trumpets to play the horse whinny thing in "Sleigh Ride"*
Eli: *plays perfect horse whinny on 'cello*
Mrs. Weeks: "Eli, that was perfect! But we need the trumpets to play that, not the 'cellos."

Felipe: *comes up to Eli from behind and hugs him* "I love you, Eli!"

Will: (to Lena when she is wearing her drama costume) "You look so pretty; I thought you were a highschooler."

Devin: "I'm gonna shave my entire body, put the hair in a bag, and throw it at someone."
Mrs. Dooley: "Tu es pervertique!"
Devin: "What? It's not like semen or blood!"

Mrs. Dooley: "I consider the people in my classes my children."
Someone: "That's a lot of kids."
Mrs. Dooley: "Yes, like 306 of them."
Eliot: "You must've been busy!"

Mr. Dooner: (to Elise) "Does your boyfriend appreciate you still?"
Russ Pike: "Me?"

Highschool people (during the trivia game): "Name a famous French artist."
Connor: "OH OH that tooth-loose Star-Trek guy!" (Toulouse-Lautrec)

Mrs. Leisk: "Get into groups according to which elementary school you went to."
Eli: "I didn't go to Melrose, I went to _________." (not sure where he said)
English class: "You went to Hogwarts?!"

Mrs. Weeks: *asks for volunteer to play piano at some thing for elementary schools*
Isabella: *volunteers*
Eli: "Hah Arthur, she just saved your ass from having to play there." *takes huge sip of Powerade*
Arthur: *smacks Eli over the head*
Eli: *chokes on Powerade*

Yoichi: (announcing next song) "Star Wars!"
Trombone player: "YEEEESSSSS!!!"

Taylor: "Yeah I'm a pothead."
Katie Murphy: "Taylor you smoke pot? I thought you only smoked weed!"

Will: "Oh no Mrs. Weeks isn't here today?"
Brian: "No, no, that's good."
Will: "No man that's bad!"
Brian: "No man, that's good, that's good!"

Lena and Michaela: *are singing (well, if you can call it that if you are singing the violin part and there are no words) the overture from Miss Saigon*
Random girl: *does double take* "I don't judge."

Yoichi: "Who are you playing with?"
Firsts: "The clarinets."
Yoichi: "Which one?"
Firsts: "We don't care!"
Yoichi: "Did you hear that? They don't care which one of you they're playing with!"
Clarinets: "Well we don't care which one of them we're playing with!"

'Celli: "It should be called "Torture Dance" not "Torch Dance". Torch the Dance!!!"

Claire: "Of course we'll be there! (quietly) Of course, we might go somewhere else . . . "

Sam: *throws bean bag to Eli*
Eli: *completely misses bean bag as it goes right over his head through his hair*
Connor: "And that's why he plays the 'cello!"

Mrs. Weeks: "It's a very low note."
Random kid in audience: "It's a very scary note!"

Friend: "You and your friggin' Scottish stuff!"
Jeremy: "I'm a friggin' Scott! Ah! Irish is even worse than Scottish!"

Jeremy's friend: "Awww! Jeremy has a flower! Isn't he cute?"